When you go to the WH

1. Do not act so damn surprised that it costs so much.
2. Do not try and make small talk with the employees about how it costs so much. You are not funny.
3. Do not say phrases like, "7 dollarssss for a medium popcorn!" We do not care, we don't even make that much an hour.
4. Do no ask if we have seen the movie or like the movie. There is always one response, "i've seen parts of it, it looks pretty good"
5. Do not stand in line for 5 minutes and then get to the counter and not know what you want. Come on people!
6. Do not ask what the sizes are, they are right in front of you. Yes, the medium is in the middle. duh
7. Do not ask if the popcorn is fresh. Again, there is always on response, "Yes, I popped it 5 minutes ago"
8. Do not ask if there are previews, yes there are previews, when was the last time you went to the damn movies and there weren't any previews.
9. Do not look irritated when we have to ask you so many questions. We have to. You could be the checker dammit!
10. Do not try and say we did not ask you if you would like candy and demand a pass. We asked you, it is ingrained in our heads.
11. Do not ask if the butter is real, it isn't. Do you think the employees melt butter before each show just so we can put it on your popcorn that you paid $7 for.
12. Do not hover over us when we are putting hydrogenated soy bean oil on your popcorn, we know how to do it. Must of us have been working here for years.
13. Do not ask us to pop fresh popcorn. It takes about 4 and a half minutes and you are too impatient to wait that long and we don't care that your popcorn is a little stale.
14. If your tickets have already been torn do not ask if we need them. No, if we needed them we would take them from your greedy little hands.
15. Do not throw your money down on the counter, it is rude and no one deserves it.
16. Do not just hand me a coupon and not say anything. Again, it is rude and no one deserves it.
17. When you are buying tickets tell me which movie you want. I cannot read your mind.
18. Yes, the tickets are $9.
19. No, you are not a senior. you are younger then my parents. I just don't have the guts to ask you for your ID though. Robert will though. just to warn you.
20. Do not ask how old the building is and when the balcony was removed. We no not care and we do not know.
21. Do not ask what movies we are going to get. Again, we do not know, sometimes we care though...NO JUDI DENCH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!
22. Do not take a million napkins with you, you are just going to leave them on the floor and then we are going to have to sweep them up.
23. Do not look right at me while I am holding the broom and dust pan and not take your trash. One day i'm going to throw it at you.
24. Do not complain about the seats, I know, they're small, everyone knows, it's Westhampton.
25. Old people should be banned :)